What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?